Standard (EADGBE)

So, she says it's time she goes

But wanted to be sure I know

She hopes we can be friends

I think, yeah I guess we can say I

But didn't think to ask her why

She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

Am Am/G? Cmaj7 ----> Am/G is 3X2210

with knots I've got yet to untie

Chorus

What if I were Romeo in black jeans?

What if I was Heathcliff it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with

See, it was just to soon to tell

And looking for some parallel

Can be an endless game

We, we said goodbye before hello

My secrets she will never know

And if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho

(Chorus)

Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

Don't send no private investigator to find me please

'less he speaks Chinese

And can dance like Astaire overseas

Okay?

(Bridge - chords are the same as the Chorus.)

(Chorus)

(Chorus)

This is how I hack it out, anyway. (I think this is right... did it mostly

from memory without having my guitar here.) It's probably a little

simplified. One note: Penn plays all of his F's as barre chords in the

first position (113211) to get a richer sound, but it sounds OK if you

don't.

Someone recently requested this, so here's my version:

Notes:

** I think one of the chords in the chorus is Dm played

at the fifth fret (557765).

*** I think MP says "on hashish" instead of "overseas"

So, she says it's time she goes

but wanted to be sure I know

she hopes we can be friends

I think, yeah, I guess we can say I

but didn't think to ask her why

she blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

with knots I've got yet to untie...

Chorus

what if I were Romeo in black jeans

what if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with

See, it was just too soon to tell

and looking for some parallel

can be an endless game

We, we said goodbye before hello

my secrets she will never know

and if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho

Chorus again

Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

some things in life you cannot measure by degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

don't send no private investigator to find me please

'less he speaks Chinese

and can dance like Astaire on hashish***

Instrumental chorus

chorus with only backing vocals

chorus with all vocals

Instrumental

second half of verse)

rhythm section only: fade-out

This is the acoustic version I know (CD: 2 meter sessies, vol.1, Radio

Records 848 520-2).

Have fun,

Yoast

No myth - Michael Penn

So, she says it's time she goes

But wanted to be sure I know

She hopes we can be friends

I think, yeah, I guess we can say I

But didn't think to ask her why

She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

With knots I've got yet to untie

What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with

See, it was just too soon to tell

Looking for some parallel

Can be an endless game

We, we said goodbye before hello

My secrets she will never know

And if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho

What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with

Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

Some things in life you can not measure

By degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

Don't send a private investigator

To find me please

'Less he speaks Chinese

And can dance like Astaire overseas