Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

One F The plumber couldn,t make it today

Two Bb I decided that I'm goin' away.

three F the dogs at the vet the D hearing is set.

Do you see G what i'm trying to C say?

Four F don't forget to take out the trash.

Five Bb I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.

F You can tell by the stroke,what she really D wrote,

Now Ain't that hell of note.

(2)(same pattern)

I just stood there and scratched my head,looked for teardrops on the floor.

But not even a tear after all these years,I expected a little bit more.

I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice cold beer, and pitchen out on the couch.

But she went by the numbers and i got counted out.

Chorus

One F The plumber couldn,t make it today

Two Bb I decided that I'm goin' away.

three F the dogs at the vet the D hearing is set.

Do you see G what i'm trying to C say?

Four F don't forget to take out the trash.

Five Bb I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back.

F You can tell by the stroke,what she really D wrote,

Now Ain't that hell of note.