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We were all drinking at Marge's one night

When an old cowboy came through the door

He took a few shaky steps, then he started to moan

And he keeled over right on the floor

Doc came on over, took his stethoscope out

He listened and he looked in his eyes

He said, "boys, stick around I just might need your help

I'm afraid this will be a long night"

Cause, there's a five gallon tear, a five gallon tear

Lodged in this poor old boy's heart

By the look in his eyes he ain't cried in years

And he's retaining a five gallon tear

Doc wrote a prescription to induce him to cry

It was whiskey and sad country songs

We propped him up in a booth

Poured a drink down his throat

Then we turned that old Wurlitzer on

Well he spluttered and he coughed

And he hung down his head

As those lonely songs worked on his heart

When the memories started coming six minutes apart

We laid him face up on the bar

Until a five gallon tear, a five gallon tear

Slowly welled up in his eyes

We all yelled "push" and we all gave a cheer

When he cried that five gallon tear

That jar by the door, don't hold pig feet no more

The contents are sparkling clear

That liquid within is not moonshine or gin

It's a reminder to everyone here

It's a five gallon tear, a five gallon tear

Let this be a lesson to you

Keep your sorrow inside for too many years

And you'll cry that five gallon tear

Buddy you'll cry

Buddy, you'll cry a five gallon tear.........

Yeah five gallon tear, five gallon tear

Let this be a lesson to you

Keep your sorrow inside for too many years

And you'll cry that five gallon tear

I said a five gallon tear, a five gallon tear

Let this be a lesson to you

Keep your sorrow inside for too many years

And you'll cry that five gallon tear

Yeah five gallon tear, a five gallon tear

Let this be a lesson to you

Keep your sorrow inside for too many years

And you'll cry that five gallon tear