Standard (EADGBE)
In a land made of string
where the hills are balls of twine
and the doctor knits the sun
down in a baseball diamond mine
and the mozzarella sweaters
get sewn to the tits
where the lump behind the sheet
is where the tumor took a shit
and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow
and i'll be getting head
under the rai -ih- bow [please hear the song to figure this out !]
now the king was reading comics
when he stepped into some vomit
and he screamed like forty wolves
being burned alive
and i rode my dolpin adam
and he fed my dolphin stars
he fed my dolphin stars
like you'd put gasoline in cars
papa was smart
but mama said i wasn't
now i've got a million dollars
but who doesn't?
gonna go to the graveyard
to get some beggin' done
gonna dig up megan
and cut out my son