CHORDS:
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EADGBE
E (022100)
A (x02220)
B (x2444x)
C#m (x46654)
I got at least 5 requests for this song in my guestbook. I actually
think it was the same guy over and over again because I'd never
heard of this song and then suddenly I got 5 requests. But I
decided to tab it, it's easy, just 4 chords, the only trick is to
get the right rhythm, it's kinda strange. Enjoy!!
The song is mostly just bass, you don't hear the guitar much. But I've
come up with a rhythm you can use so you incorporate parts of the
bass line. I play the chords like this:
| E | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 |
| A | 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| E | 0 0 |
d * u d u d u d * u d u d u
d = downstroke
u = upstroke
* = this means strum the chord down kinda slowly so you can hear
each and every string ring out, kinda like spanish guitar.
I play the A chord the same, like this:
| E | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| G | 2 2 |
| D | 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A | 0 0 |
| E | |
d * u d u d u d * u d u d u
Of course you don't HAVE to play them like this, it's just a
suggestion, I think it sounds good. You just have to get the
right rhythm. Anyway, enough of my bullshit, here's the song:
INTRO:
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[spoken:]
We just wrote this song on the bus the
other day, so sit back and relax.
E A
| E | 4 5 4 4/5 4 4 4 4 5 7 7 5 5/7 9 10 9/10 10 9 |
| B | 5 7 5 5/7 5 5 5 5 7 9 9 7 7/9 |
| G | |
| D | |
| A | |
| E | |
E
| E 10 9 5 4 5 5b7 5 4 5 4 2 0 2 0 0 0 |
| B 5 5/7 |
| G 4 4/6 |
| D |
| A |
| E |
B A E
| E 0 5 7 10 9 9 9 7 7 7 5 5 5 4 5 5 5 5 5 5\4 4 4 2 2 0 4 5 4 5 4 |
| B |
| G |
| D |
| A |
| E |
VERSE 1:
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E
I'm the 7 foot man
I've commited no crime
A
Bumping my head into doorways
E
It happens all the time
A E
I'm 7 foot tall and I repeat
A E
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
B A [stop] E
I'm 7 feet tall and I don't play basketball
VERSE 2:
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E
I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man
A
So of course it hurts me a lot
E
When I walk into the ceiling fan
A E
Small people say "I wish I was him"
A E
But it's been nine years since I had a trim
B A [stop] E
The barber said "I can't reach the top of his head"
BRIDGE:
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C#m E
7 foot man, I cannot hide
C#m E
7 foot man, I know 'cause I've tried
C#m E
7 foot man, my last girlfreind died
B A [stop] E
Because my penis is 7 foot wide!
VERSE 3:
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E
So the next time you see me walking around
A
And my head's right about to hit a tree branch
E
Tell me to duck down
A E
And I'll pay you back, soon you will see
A E
By getting your frisbee down from that tree
B A [stop] E
I do what I can I'm the 7 foot man
E
7 foot man! 7 foot man!
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