Standard (EADGBE)
Jabawakee Ding Dong, Slip Slap Slee
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Dip stick pattywack, pee pee googalee gee
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polly wally sling slang, skooey dibbely doo
wing wong, ping pong, king kong, cheech and chong
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hop, hip gagagoogoo
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hickory dickory slickory flip flap, dip skip to my lu
flim flam wam blam sam bam Cunningham
wak snack kutchie kutchie koo
Chorus
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plus ya gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat grandma's strudel
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cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
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you gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax grandma's mustache
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and lay out her socks to make sure they match
Woah you gotta help out your grandma
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Slappedy Dappedy Sling Schism Schasm Bing Bang Boom
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A Yeap Yeap, a snippity snap, walla walla scrappy dappy doo
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piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle, a weeee clunkety clang
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a clock a fiz a wackety wiz, a chiddy chiddy bang wang lang
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zippedy doo dang lippedy yeah, umpa lumpa doo
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piggley wiggley doo dah stinky winky linky foo man choo
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plus ya gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta shave grandma's poodle,
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cause grandma would do the same for yoooouuuuu
you gotta livey, you gotta lavay you gotta hug grandma even though she's
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flabby.
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cause you should know grandmas' are people too
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Woah, you gotta love your grandma
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You guys are so cool
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A maj (quiet)
Now if you listen to the words of the song
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you know they are comin straight from the heart
never make fun of your grandma
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even when she rips a juicy fart
and remember too dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta stop playin with your
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noodle
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cause grandma said it'll make you go blind
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you gotta gipper you gotta giper, you gotta change grandma's diaper
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and then pretend that you really didn't mind
woah, respect to the grandma, yeah