Standard (EADGBE)

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Verse

You point and laugh because I am a virgin

Well haha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend

I look at her, she knows what Im after

Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on

I always wear it for the star wars marathon

Ive got no job, no car, no life at all

No bills to pay, no friends to call

Chorus

We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone

We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be

Verse

You had a secret club you never let me in

You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen

I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”

The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read

And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD

Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff

I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

Bridge

Bazinga

Scissors paper rock

Lizard beating Spock

Bazinga

I used to play World of Warcraft

But then I took a vagina to the cock

C SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012