Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

There's satellite communications

Long distance Internet relations

The world's a little faster every day

Now I know it's all well and good

And I don't embrace it like I should

But I wouldn't wanna go backwards even if I could

But I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

And the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

The grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

And a good woman's love to hold me close

I like my 50 inch HD plasma

Feels like they just reach out and grab you

Five hundred channels at my command

I finally gave in and got a cell phone

That I hardly ever seem to turn on

I guess I never had that much to say

Chorus

But I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

And the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

The grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

And a good woman's love to hold me close

I got a laptop that sits on a desk

I don't use it much except to check on

Some old car from yesterday

I kinda like that music thing

You just download 'em

And you can save about every song

That's ever been made

Chorus

But I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

And the sound of a shovelhead on a gravel road

The grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

And a good woman's love to hold me close

Well, I guess what I've been trying to say

This digital world is okay

It makes life better in a lot of ways

But it can't make the smell of spring

Or sunshine or lots of little things

We take for granted every day

Chorus

But I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

And the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

The grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

And a good woman's love to hold me close

Yeah, bologna, a woman's love, and a good cell phone

yee haa!!!