Ironic Acoustic Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

cappo on 4th fret

Intro

Verse1

D/F♯An olGadd9d man D/F♯turned ninetEm7y-eight

He won tD/F♯he lotGadd9tery andD/F♯ died the next Em7day

It's aD/F♯ black Gadd9fly in D/F♯your chardoEm7nnay

It's a D/F♯death row Gadd9pardon two D/F♯minutes too Em7late

Isn't it D/F♯ironiGadd9c... don't you D/F♯think Em7

Chorus

It's likeD/F♯ rainG on yD/F♯our wedding Em7day

It's a freeD/F♯ rideG when you've D/F♯already Em7paid

It's the good D/F♯advicGe that you D/F♯just didn't Em7take

And Fmwho would've Cadd9thought... it fiD/F♯gures

Verse2

Mr. D/F♯Play Gadd9It Safe was afD/F♯raid to fEm7ly

He packed his D/F♯suitcGadd9ase and kissed his D/F♯kids good-Em7bye

He waited his D/F♯whole damn Gadd9life to D/F♯take that Em7flight

And as the D/F♯plane crashedGadd9 down he thought, well D/F♯isn't this nEm7ice

And Isn't this D/F♯ironiGadd9c ... don't you D/F♯think? Em7

Chorus

It's likeD/F♯ rainG on yD/F♯our wedding Em7day

It's a freeD/F♯ rideG when you've D/F♯already Em7paid

It's the good D/F♯advicGe that you D/F♯just didn't Em7take

And Fmwho would've Cadd9thought... it fiD/F♯gures

Bridge

Well Cadd9life has a funny way of sneaking up Dadd9on you

When you think everythiDadd9ng's oDadd9k and Cadd9everythings going riDadd9ght

Dadd9And yeDadd9ah well Cadd9life has a funny way of helping you Dadd9out when

Verse3

A D/F♯traffic Gadd9jam when you're D/F♯already lEm7ate

A no-sD/F♯moking Gadd9sign on your D/F♯cigarette Em7break

It's like D/F♯10,000 Gadd9spoons when all you D/F♯need is a Em7knife

It's D/F♯meeting the man of my Gadd9dreams then meeting his D/F♯beautifulEm7 wife

And isn't it D/F♯ironiGadd9c... don't you D/F♯think Em7

A little too D/F♯ironiGadd9c.. and yeah I rD/F♯eally do Em7think...

Chorus

It's likeD/F♯ rainG on yD/F♯our wedding Em7day

It's a freeD/F♯ rideG when you've D/F♯already Em7paid

It's the good D/F♯advicGe that you D/F♯just didn't Em7take

And Fmwho would've Cadd9thought... it fiD/F♯gures

Outro