Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
D Bm AV1: DShaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades BmWaking up Anext to nothing after Ddreaming of you and me Waking Bmup all alone waking Aup so relieved While you'reD taking your time with apologies Bm I'm making my Aplans for revenge D Red eyes on orange horizons Bm If Columbus was Awrong I'd drive straight off the Gedge I'd drive Astraight of the edge.
D Bm A
D Bm AV2: DTaking your own life with boredom I'm Bmtaking my Aown life with wine D It helps you to rule out the sorrow Bm It helps me to Aempty my mind D Making the most of a bad time Bm I'm smoking the Abrains from my head D Leaving the coal calling the Bmkettle black & Aorange & redG This kettle Ais seeing red
ChorusDI've got a Abig fat f*ckin' Dbone to pick with Bmyou my Adarling DIn case you Ahaven't heard I'm Dsick and Bmtired of Atrying GI wish you would take my radio to bathe with you APlugged in and ready to fall V1 Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge... Chorus then D Bm APlugged in and ready to Dfall Bm APlugged in and ready to Dfall Bm APlugged in and ready to Dfall Bm APlugged in and ready to Gfall A