Standard (EADGBE)

(Verse)

They told me I was lucky

To have my chance with you

Now last year's summer romance

Is this year's winter blues

I treated you so nicely

To jewelry and champagne

But you left me empty handed, yeah

You left me feelin' plain

(Chorus)

Now I hope you're

Happy with yourself cuz

I'm not

laughing. Don't you think it's

Kind of

Crappy what you did this holiday?

When I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song,

Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry Christmas

Kiss my ass.

(Verse)

They say I'm losing my mind

I thought that for a while

I tear down decorations they

Remind me of your smile

I hate that mistletoe it makes me

Think of our first kiss

You bit my lip, you pulled me close

And then you taught me how to quit

(Chorus)

Now I hope you're

Happy with yourself cuz

I'm not

laughing. Don't you think it's

Kind of

Crappy what you did this holiday?

When I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song,

Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry Christmas

Kiss my ass.

(Bridge)

So sick of calling, you won't telephone me

No f*** you girl, I'm going out.

I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall, now

I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling

We'll drink til the bars shut us down

Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

(Chorus)

Now I hope you're

Happy with yourself cuz

I'm not

laughing. Don't you think it's

So damn

Trashy what you did this holiday?

When I gave you my heart

You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash

So I wrote you a song,

Hope that you sing along and it goes Merry Christmas, bitch,

Kiss my ass.