Amanda Palmer - Australia Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


E♭I could do the dishes while tFalking on the phone
I could E♭ask you for an answer but you Fwant to be alone
I could E♭never do the dishes a single Fdish at a time
It's too mE♭uch of a commitment so I Fline them up and fire

I could E♭calamine your insides
I could Fwind them all around me I could
E♭Tiptoe on a tightrope made of fFear and looking down see
All the E♭people do they see me I canF wave or
I can carry all the E♭dishes that they gave me that are
FKeeping me steady

B♭Or I could Fgo to AuGmstralia
Carry a E♭bowie knFife
And wear my E♭hair like Hepburn Fparted on the Gmside
And learn Fcard tricks and E♭buy
Everyone drGminks and take Fboxing and E♭write
GmSongs about Fmy bowie E♭knife

GmI could Fdo these E♭dishes I could tGmry
To Fdo these dE♭ishes

E♭I could try..

E♭I could Gmbake a Fcake
My kB♭itchen is sFmall but I could clear the E♭space
E♭I couldGm write my Fname
Because B♭practice makes Fperfect yes that's what they E♭say

E♭I could make a button out of pFlaster
That said finished I could E♭hang it in my closet
To the Fleft side of a lightswitch
I could E♭walk down to Columbus and try dFrinking to forget it
and then E♭come home less afraid and then Fpress it and press it

B♭Or I could Fgo to AuGmstralia
Carry a E♭bowie knFife
And wear my E♭hair like Hepburn Fparted on the Gmside
And learn Fcard tricks and E♭buy
Everyone drGminks and take Fboxing and E♭try
Eating things Gmonly with Fchopsticks and wE♭rite
GmSongs about Fmy bowie E♭knife

GmI could Fdo these E♭dishes I could tGmry
To Fdo these dE♭ishes
I could deGmcide to Fdo these dE♭ishes
I could decide..

B♭Or I could Fgo to AuGmstralia
Carry a bE♭owie knife
And Fwear my hair like E♭Hepburn parted Fon the side
And learn cGmard tricks and Fphysics and bE♭uy
Everyone drGminks and take Fboxing and E♭try
Eating things Gmonly with Fchopsticks and fE♭inally
Be like a Gmperson I Fthink you might E♭like

GmI could Fdo these E♭dishes I could tGmry
To Fdo these dE♭ishes
I could deGmcide to Fdo these dE♭ishes
I could deGmcide to Fdo these dE♭ishes
FTime to E♭DECIDE...
Fuck it
B♭I'm gonna Fgo to AuGmstraliaE♭
B♭I'm gonna Fgo to AuGmstraliaE♭
B♭I'm gonna Fgo to AuGmstraliaE♭
GmShe's gonna Fgo to AuE♭stralia
Bye E♭Bye!B♭