Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I have a little house

Close to town but not to the city

Far from home but near my family

No water views but so close to the sea

I see, this is how my little life could be

And I'm filling it with things

Like furniture I find on the street

And all the special things I'd like to eat

Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them

While I'm orbiting the world

And it's so pretty and so lonely

My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide

And my sex life has all been plagiarized

In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline

I'd like to rent a wife

Then rent a husband to keep her for life

The three of us, we could be so happy

Them with each other, me with company

I'll see them off on a flight around the world

And it's so pretty and so lonely

I could just die, I might just die

I could just die, I might just die

And at my funeral

They will say Tom he was such a nice guy

He went too early but he went in style

They'll play my music and then they will cry

Then they'll have a little wake

They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake

And my mother's little heart will break

And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.

He can't be dead, take me instead"

Oh, but I'm not dead

They tell me I'm not dead

And they say that I'm not dead

And that I won't die for some time

In my little house

Just writing little songs to pass the time

Which incidentally is seven forty nine

So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine

I'm just so fucking fine.

*= I'm not sure if this is right.

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