Standard (EADGBE)

(I can't get them up,

I can't get them up,

I can't get them up at all)

Hey, ho, let go

Good morning, killer king, you're a star

That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are

The weather's kind of lousy today

So what, oh, what, oh, what’ll we play?

Stratocaster strapped to your back

It's a semi-automatic like Dad's

He taught you how to pause and reset

And that’s about as far as you get

So what’s the use in going outside?

It's so depressing when people die in real life

I'd rather pick up right where we left

Making out to faces of death, ooh

Making out to faces of death

And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time

And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

It’s a hit, but are you actually sure

The targets in the crowd are a blur

The people screaming just like they should

But you don't even know if you're good, ooh

You don't even know if you're good

So tie them up and feed them the sand

Try hard, tell us using your hands

A picture's worth a million words

And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh

And that way nobody gets hurt

I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time

And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right

(Woo-ooh-ooh

Woo-ooh-ooh

Woo-ooh–ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

Hey

X marks the box in the hole in the ground

That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound

X marks the box in the hole in your head

That you dug for yourself, now lie in it

Shut up about all of that negative shit

You wanted to make it, and now that you're in

You shut your eyes and flip the cassette

And that’s about the time that they hit, ooh

And that’s about the time that they hit

What the fuck is up with this shit?

It's certainly not worth getting upset

His hands are gone, and most of his head

And just when he was getting so good

Just when he was getting so good

I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time

'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line

(Woo-ooh-ooh

Woo-ooh-ooh

Woo-ooh–ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

You’re my guitar hero

Oh