Amanda Palmer - Straight Hey Bitch Chords

 

Em

variations
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
2
1
X
X
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
X
X
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1

C

variations
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
1
1
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X

F

variations
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

A

variations
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
X

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

E

variations
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4

11 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
EmThere is a boy in a Cband who is friends with my Emex-boyfriends high school friend, CChristian A very nice Emgentleman. C EmHe seems to know me but CI can't remember him Fmgood god forgive me, I'm Cout of my element F C And I Ccan't seem to them all Fmstraight I've forgCotten which people I lAike and which people I Ehate and I'm waiting for Csomeone to shake me and Fmsay: FmHey bitch, your wCish is my comFmmand. FmJust smile and Cnod we'll under FStanding infront of the Csink I believe I've been tFricked into thinking I'm Csick when I'm actually Fgenerous. C FNo use expecting the Cworst let the thing run its Fcourse and in time you'll look Cback thinking God, how Fhilarious! C And I Ccan't seem to keep them all Fmstraight. I've fCorgotten which ones I should Askip and which ones I should Etake and I'm waiting for Csomeone to shake me and Fmsay: FmHey bitch! Don't Cquit You're almost Fmthere. Dont give up Cnow make friends Finstead of going Cout go home iFnstead of going Cdown go back to Fmbed

Instrumental

Fm C

FThere is a man on the Cphone Who's convinced I'm Falone And I try to Cconvince the poor guy that it's Fway too late. C FHe seems to like me but I Ccan't relate I would lFmike to get closer But CChrist all the time it takes. F C And I Ccan't seem to keep myself Fmstraight I've Cforgotten which feelings to Ashow and which feelings to Efake and I'm waiting for Csomeone to shake me and Fmsay: FmHEY BITCH! Nice Ctits! You're broke but Fmthen you're rich in Clove. You're great in Fbed! You'll see the wCorld You'll knock 'em Fdead. And all the Cthick books that you've Fread will count for Cnothing in the Fmend. F