Standard (EADGBE)

There's one guy I'd like to thank he signs the checks and leaves them blank

he's the one

he says you don't have to walk a plank the game is rigged, go figure

slide show tanked

and your flagship sank

so we're taking all our myths to the bank

so just don't, Don’t forget who to thank

we're taking our myths to the

we’re drinking a fifth to the

we're taking all our myths to the bank Oh no

Riff/solo

If you could just do him this favor, although it might involve child labor

join his entourage give him a foot massage

from Star Search to the Philharmonic he'll get you there with Hooked on Phonics

he's the one to know

doesn't matter if you blow – no no, no no

in fact it's just the thing

he thinks we're needing

it's a lukewarm liquid diet

they're force feeding

when the words we use have lost their bite

now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight

but it's all right

cause you're inside and you're in tight

(Fingerpick this part)

deals in commodities of the abstract sort

buys them in bulk but sells them short

talent, genius, love even signs of affection

he floods the market there's no price protection

and when his master plan is unfurled

There stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world