Andrew Bird - Heretics Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
C F Am F

CBored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it
FHeld our breath for too long till we're half sick about it
AmTell us what we did wrong and you can blame us for it
FTurn a clamp on our thumbs, Fmwe'll sew a doll about it
CAnd tell us all about it  F
AmAnd tell us all about Fit

A♭  B♭

C♯How about some cA♭redit now
Where credit is C♯due
For the damage that we've A♭done  A♭     G
C♯We have brought upon A♭ourselves and others
With a B♭slow and vicious E♭gun
And although C♯pratfalls can be E♭fun
Encores can be Gfatal

And then I hear you say
CThank God it's fatal
Thank God it's fatal
FNAmot shy
Not shy of fatal
Not shy of fatal  F
CThank God it's fatal
Thank God it's fatal  F
AmNot shy of fatal
Not shy of fatal F

A♭  B♭

C♯Wait just a secoA♭nd now
It's not all thaC♯t bad
Don't you count out the suA♭n     A♭        G
C♯You're making mountaiA♭ns of handkerchiefs
Where tB♭he mascara alwaysE♭ runs
So be carefulC♯ when you're doneE♭
You're bound toG get post-natal
What did I just hear you say?

Repeat C F Am F progression to end

Thank God it's fatal
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a door
No, we don't want to hear the sound of a door
And we don't want to read the signs that you bore
You know the kind of sign you hang on a door
Saying, "We'll be back. What a crack."
Now don't you think we might have heard that before?
Now don't you think we might have heard that before?

Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it
Held our breath for too long till we're half sick about it
Tell us what we did wrong and you can blame us for it
Turn a clamp on our thumbs, we'll sew a doll about it