Standard (EADGBE)

Key:

Chords used:

Intro

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Verse 1

Brian

Top marks for not trying

So kind of you to bless us

with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so

strangely comforted

And I wonder

are you putting us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off

the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later in-novator

Interlude

Fm--Cm--C#-C#-Eb-E--G- x4

Verse 2

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Some want to kiss

some want to kick you

There's not a net you

couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be saying use me

Show me the jacuzzi

I i--magine that it's there on a plate

Your rendezvous rate means that you'll

never be frightened to make

them wait for a

Chorus

while I doubt it's

your style

not to get

what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm

Guitar solo

Fm--G#-C#-Cm-G#-C#-Cm- x8

Verse 3

Chordless

Brian Calm collected

and commanding

(Top marks for not trying)

You made the other stories standing

With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes that

have wept cause you've

stolen their thunder

are you putting us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off

the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later in-novator

Outro

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