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Intro x2

Verse 1

You used to get it in your fishnets,

Now you only get it in your night dress,

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,

Landed in a very common crisis,

Everything's in order in a black-hole,

Nothing seems as pretty as the past though,

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco,

Remember when you used to be a rascal?

Chorus

Oh the boy's a slag,

The best you ever had,

The best you ever had,

Is just a memory and those dreams,

Weren't as daft as they seemed,

Not as daft as they seemed,

My love when you dreamed them up...

Verse 2

Flicking through a little book of sex tips,

Remember when the boys were all electric?

Now when she's told she's gonna get it,

I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it,

Clinging to not getting sentimental,

Said she wasn't going but she went still,

Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle,

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

Chorus

Oh the boy's a slag,

The best you ever had,

The best you ever had,

Is just a memory and those dreams,

Weren't as daft as they seemed,

Not as daft as they seemed,

My love when you dream them up....

(Tempo drops here)

Bridge

Oh Flo, where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go? Woah.

Only you know

I wanna see something that used to be in your eyes again,

I'm waitin' to see it, you know it's only a question of when,

And I know how much I'm missin' heaven,

You know that it's missin'

Only you know where you have been to,

Only you know what you have been through,

But there's better things you're gonna get into,

And I wanna be there too....

(Leads into)

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Verse 3

Falling about

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane,

You were just sounding it out,

You're not coming back again.

Build back up to regular tempo strumming A

Falling about,

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane,

You were just sounding it out,

But you're not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets,

Now you only get it in your night dress,

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,

Landed in a very common crisis,

Everything's in order in a black hole,

Is anything as pretty as the past though?

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco,

Remember when you used to be a rascal? Oh.

Fade out.