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I wish you would have smiled in the bakery

Or sat on a tatty settee

At some mutual friend's gathering

And the more you keep on looking

The more it's hard to take

Love, We're in stale mate

To never meet is surely where we're bound

There's one in every town

Just there to grind you down

I wish I would have seen you in the post office

Well maybe I did and I missed it...

Too busy with the mind on clever rhymes*

why not the rounder's pitch or the canteen?

You're slacking Love; where have you been?

Just had to go and wait until tonight...

Lead guitar solo

Rhythm guitar solo

So give me the invite...

Don't worry it's alright...

I wish I would have seen you down in the arcade

Sipping on a lemonaid in the paper cup and chewing on the straw

and I wish I'd seen you in the bakery

But if

seen you in the bakery... (PAUSE) you probably wouldn't have seen me

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