Audio Adrenaline - The Houseplant Song Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
2
3
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
2
1
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X
9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
4 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
4
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
2
1
3
4
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo
EOnce I read a book GAnd this is what it said AIf your music has a beat EThen you're gonna wind up dead It doesn't really matter if it's ChrGistian or not If it's Asyncopated rhythm then your soul is goEnna rot And this bEook was called ‘Ha YouG’re Gonna Burn And in tAhe second chapter IE went on to learn ETaske two Ghouseplants AAnd put them toE the test Set them both in front of speGakers And let tAhe music do tEhe rest The first one you play MGozart Or something lAovelqy like tEhat The second one you play that PGetra Or that MegAaDeth. Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. So EI took my two hGouseplants And I pAut them to the teEst Set them both in front of speGakers To lAet the music do tEhe rest I powered up mGy Pioneers ATo let the music rEoar But Etwenty minutes lGater SomeonAe's knocking aEt my door EI opened up my door GAnd there my neighbor stood AHe said, Man I'd like to get some sleep EIf you think I could I sEaid, Man, can't youG see here I've got this moAral dilemma that I gEot to get clear He said, WhaEt kind of moral dilemma Could you haGve at this time of night That could mAake me so angry That I just want to fiEght So I poiEnted to the page in that open bGook That had a piActure of a potted plant And I said, Go have a loEok And he read ETake two hGouseplants AAnd put them toE the test Set them both in front of speGakers And let tAhe music do tEhe rest The first one you play MGozart Or something lAovely like thEat The second one you play that PGetra Or that MegAaDeth. Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. FiErst of all he said, GThat's Vager that you're playing AI've never heard of Petra EAnd isn't megaDeth all dead EAnd secondly, Gemphatically, He askedA me, "What's the sense of hangiGng out with houseplants when, hey, I live riAght across the feEnce And I thought to myself You know, that's a good point ESo I took my two hGouseplants, and AI put them both bEack outside EAnd me and my neGighbor Well, wAe went out for a drEive EWe talked about all the things GThat really matter most ALike life and love and happiness EAnd then the Holy Ghost And nEow my two hoGuseplants They sAit out in the sEun But Eas for my neGighbor Well our frAiendship has beEcome A meEaningful relatGionship That's heAaded straight to heEavenn But Eas for now We lGike to sit around and listen to AudAio Adrenaline Cranked to elEeven!