Standard (EADGBE)

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I leave from softball practice every night

It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way

I turn the corner at the traffic light

I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,

I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

Chorus

I am in love with a McDonalds girl

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm

I am in love with a McDonalds girl

She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn't try to impress anyone

She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know

She don't treat me like a simpleton

She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know

When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,

She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

(Steve Page Rap Solo)

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore

She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY!

Chorus

There she stands behind the register

She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League

If they knew how much I wanted her

Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week

As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,

My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye

Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chorus

Uno, dos, tres, quatro

Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries

Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies

Sing that song of taste

You can only find at one place: McDonalds

Chorus

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Date: Wed, 27 Mar 96 20:37:21 EST