Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem

Verse 1

Where is this thing that I call heaven?

What is it doing here on earth?

Who is this holding my umbrella?

Who is this looking up your skirt?

Verse 2

You always wear it with a sense of style

I like to wear it with a smirk

You make me wait for just a little while

I open up my mouth and yell

Chorus

I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone

Why can't I call you on the phone?

I really don't know

I'm home, you're home, we're all alone

Why can't I call you on the phone?

Instrumental

Verse 3

You always wear it with a sense of style

I like to wear it with a skirt

I'll be okay in just a little while

And I open my big mouth and yell

Chorus

Did you laugh? did you cry?

Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

I really don't know

Did you laugh? did you cry?

Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

Instrumental

Bridge

(Same chords as the verses)

Take off, to the great white north

Take off, it's a beauty way to go

Take off, to the great white north

Take off, it's a beauty way to go

Outro

Where is this thing that I call heaven?

Did you laugh at that?

What is it doing here on earth?

Did you cry?

Who is this holding my umbrella?

Did you say my name with a sigh?

Who is this looking up your skirt?