Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
G Bm Em Em7 C C
Verse1GI read the Bmnews today oh Emboy Em7 CAbout a lC/Bucky man who Asus2made the grade GAnd though the Bmnews was rather Emsad Em7 CWell I just Fhad to lEmaugh Em7 CI saw the FphotograEmph C
Verse 2GHe blew his Bmmind out in a Emcar Em7 CHe didn't C/Bnotice that the lAsus2ights had changed GA crowd of Bmpeople stood and Emstared Em7 CThey'd seen his Fface before EmNobody was really sure If Em7he was from the House of CLords
Verse 3GI saw a Bmfilm today oh Emboy Em7 CThe English C/BArmy had just Asus2won the war GA crowd of Bmpeople turned Emaway Em7 CBut I just Fhad to lookEm Having Em7read the Cbook I'd love to N.C.turn you on
MiddleEWoke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my Dsus2head Found my Eway downstairs and B7sus4drank a cup And Elooking up I B7sus4noticed I was late (B7ha ha ha.) Found my Ecoat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds Dsus2flat Found my Eway upstairs and B7sus4had a smoke And Esomebody spoke and I went B7sus4into a dream.
C G D A E C G D A E D C D
Verse 4GI read the Bmnews today oh Emboy Em7 CFour thousand C/Bholes in Blackburn, Asus2Lancashire GAnd though the Bmholes were rather Emsmall Em7 CThey had to Fcount them all EmNow they know how many holes it Em7takes to fill the Albert CHall I'd love to tN.C.urn you on.
N.C. N.C. N.C. N.C. E EChords (low to high):