Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
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E
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | | |
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park shaves in the
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 1 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 4/2 |
| E | | |
dark trying to save paper
B7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 4 4 4 4 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 2 2 | 2 2 |
Sleeps in a hole in the road
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 8 8 | 8 8 8 9 10 11 |
| D | 7 7 | 7 7 7 8 9 10 |
| A | 9 9 | 9 9 9 10 11 12 |
| E | 7 7 | 7 7 7 8 9 10 |
D7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 5 5 5 5 | 5 5 5 5 |
| D | 7 7 7 7 | 7 7 7 7 |
| A | 5 5 | 5 5 |
| E | 5 5 | 5 5 |
Saving up to buy some clothes
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 11 11 | 11 11 11 10 9 8 |
| D | 10 10 | 10 10 10 9 8 7 |
| A | 12 12 | 12 12 12 11 10 9 |
| E | 10 10 | 10 10 10 9 8 7 |
B7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 4 4 4 4 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 2 2 | 2 2 |
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 8 8 | 8 8 |
| D | 7 7 | 7 7 |
| A | 9 9 | 9 9 |
| E | 7 7 | 7 7 |
E C7 B7
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 | |
| G | 1 1 3 3 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 2 2 5 5 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 3 3 | 2 2 |
| E | | 2 2 |
Mean old man Such a
| e | | |
| B | 9 | |
| G | 9 9 | 8 8 8 |
| D | 9 8 | 7 7 7 |
| A | 7 10 | 9 9 9 |
| E | 8 | 7 7 7 |
E C7 B7
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 | |
| G | 1 1 3 3 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 2 2 5 5 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 3 3 | 2 2 |
| E | | 2 2 |
Mean old man
| e | | |
| B | 9 | |
| G | 9 9 | 8 8 8 |
| D | 9 8 | 7 7 7 |
| A | 7 10 | 9 9 9 |
| E | 8 | 7 7 7 |
E
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | | |
His sister Pam works in a shop She never
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 | 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 1 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 4/2 |
| E | | |
Stops She's a go- getter
| e | | |
| B | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| G | 1 1 | 1 1 |
| D | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 0 0 | 0 0 |
B7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 4 4 4 4 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 2 2 | 2 2 |
Takes him out to look at the queen
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 8 8 | 8 8 8 9 10 11 |
| D | 7 7 | 7 7 7 8 9 10 |
| A | 9 9 | 9 9 9 10 11 12 |
| E | 7 7 | 7 7 7 8 9 10 |
D7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 5 5 5 5 | 5 5 5 5 |
| D | 7 7 7 7 | 7 7 7 7 |
| A | 5 5 | 5 5 |
| E | 5 5 | 5 5 |
Only place that he's ever been
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 11 11 | 11 11 11 10 9 8 |
| D | 10 10 | 10 10 10 9 8 7 |
| A | 12 12 | 12 12 12 11 10 9 |
| E | 10 10 | 10 10 10 9 8 7 |
B7
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D | 4 4 4 4 | 4 4 4 4 |
| A | 2 2 | 2 2 |
| E | 2 2 | 2 2 |
Always shouts out something obscene Such a
| e | | |
| B | | |
| G | 8 8 | 8 8 |
| D | 7 7 | 7 7 |
| A | 9 9 | 9 9 |
| E | 7 7 | 7 7 |
3/4 Time
E C7 B7
| e | 0 0 | | |
| B | 0 0 | 5 5 | 4 4 |
| G | 1 1 | 3 3 | 2 2 |
| D | 2 | 5 5 | 4 4 |
| A | | 3 | 2 |
| E | | | |
Dirty old man
E C7
| e | | | |
| B | 4 | 0 0 | 5 5 |
| G | 2 2 | 1 1 | 3 3 |
| D | 4 1 | 2 | 5 5 |
| A | 2 4 | | 3 |
| E | | | |
Dirty old man
B7 C7 C#7
| e | | |
| B | 4 4 | 4 5 6 |
| G | 2 2 | 2 3 4 |
| D | 4 4 | 4 5 6 |
| A | 2 | 2 3 4 |
| E | | |
(This measure, with the following chords, is
the nexus to the following song in the album,
Polythene Pam.)
D A E
| e | 2 0 | 0 |
| B | 3 2 | 0 |
| G | 2 2 | 1 |
| D | 0 2 | 2 |
| A | 0 | 2 |
| E | 0 0 | 0 |
| e | 5 5 | 4 |
| B | 7 5 | 5 |
| G | 7 6 | 4 |
| D | 7 7 | 6 |
| A | 5 7 | 7 |
| E | 5 | |
B Bend
R Release
/ slide up
\ slide down
H hammer-on
P pull-off
~ vibrato
+ harmonic
x Mute note
. - play note like a dot in standard notation
^ - ties two notes together