Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Can't you hear those cavalry drums

Hijacking your equilibrium

Midnight snacks in the mausoleum

Where the pixilated doctors moan

Carnivores in the Kowloon night

Breathing freon by the candlelight

Coquette bitch slap you're so polite

till you thank them for the tea and sympathy

Chorus

I want to defy the logic of all sex laws

Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists

I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home

I'm a full grown man but I'm not afraid to cry

*INTRO*

Verse 2

Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine

Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line

Running buck wild like a concubine

Whose mother never held her hand

Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz

Wearing hepatitis contact lens

Bed and breakfast getaway weekends

With Sports Illustrated moms

*CHORUS*