Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(G---F/ ---C)

Verse

Have you seen that dog? I got to get him back

I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out

BbMajor7

He's probly runnin' loose with the bitches

And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches

Oh I, love him so much- ah that stupid bitch is mine

Chorus

Errant dog!

Errant dog!

Uhn!

Interlude

Verse 2

They're talking down at the spa

Now the word is out

God damn I look like a jewel

When he goes runnin' around

Gonna take him on court tv

Show the world what he's done to me

I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs

Chorus

Errant dog! Errant dog!

Bridge

He's my everything, he means the world to me

He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property

BbMajor7

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit-

If I could I would become a lesbian

I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine

Chorus

errant dog! Errant dog!

Uhn!

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