Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast
But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or any of these
Chorus 1
She uses Va - ss - e - line
Va - ss - e line
Link
[ - Fm9add6]
Verse 2
I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
Chorus 2
He uses ma - ga - zines
Ma - ga - zines,
Link
[ - Fm9add6]
Verse 3
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the color of her hair
She don't use nothing you buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
Chorus 3
She uses ta - n ger-ines
Ta - n ger ines
Ta - n ger - ines
Ta - n ger ines
Outro