Standard (EADGBE)

Well I’ll put myself through sexual strife

If it'll save a poor kids life

I will not look at titties for a year

Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead

I won’t spill my seed on a motel bed

I will not look at titties for a year

Well the internets been my downfall

I call it Beelzebub’s shopping

I’ve been the happiest shopper........er

I've got enough filth under my bed

To maintain an erection until I’m dead

I will not look at titties for a year

Well the folks in Africa have been waiting

For us to stop our manipulating

Spend our porn dollars on international aid

Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan

I’ll quit jerking of for Ramadan

I will not look at titties

Well maybe for a couple of months

I will not look at titties for a year