Unisex Chipshop Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G / Cadd9 / x2

I usedG to buy myCadd9 chips from an oGppressive chip Dshop regime. Cadd9

G D The girl who

there, she seemed happy,

But I knCadd9ew it was not what it seemed.G

Cadd9"Do you want salt and viDnegar?", was whaGt they made her Em7say,

But inCadd9 the language of the ghettDo,

That means, "HelCadd9p, I'm a woman in chainsG" Cadd9

I wanted to frGee her. Cadd9

In my dreams I would seeAm her.

RunAm/Bning nCaked through the woods round Rainham,

If I had some tiDgers I'd train them. G Cadd9

To proteGct her Cadd9

From the seAmxual fascism that was luDrking, round the gherkins G

G /Cadd9 /x2

Yeah

I'd lGean across the counter aCadd9nd we would talk, G Cadd9

I Gcarved the name "Debbie" onCadd9 a little wooden fork. G Cadd9

But inCadd9to the shop came a skinheadD gang,

They snaGtched the fork fEmrom my hand.

DebbieCadd9, she looked at meD, to assert my mGasculinity. Em

I saidCadd9 "Oi!", they said D"What?", I said G"NothingCadd9” G