Standard (EADGBE)
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Intro
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Verse 1
Crossed the street
Naked at night
Bent over to show
some moonlight
Pulled out some beer
and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is
how I was found
Thrown in a police car
and the door slammed
No noise just silence
as I screamed my
dick was jammed
Now in prison for one
month no one to
see All I got is
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude
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Slow: --- x2
Verse 2
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge right
in my hum didi hum
The famer took me
to his house
Showed me the closet
from the inside out
The police came
and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude
Fast:
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Slow: --- x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)