Happy Holidays, You Bastard Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Key: B

Chords used:

Verse 1

It's Christmas BEve and I've

only wrapped F♯two fucking presents

Christmas BEve and I've only

wrapped F♯two fucking presents

And I G♯mhate hate hate your guts

I Ehate hate hate your guts

And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

I'll never F♯talk to you again

Verse 2

It's Labor Bday and my Grandpa

just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

Labor Bday and my grandpa

just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

And he G♯mshit shit shits his pants

He's Ealways fucking

shitting his pants

And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

I'll never F♯talk to you aBgainB