Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

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Verse 1

I took her out it

was a Friday night

I wore cologne to

get the feeling right

We started making out and

she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

Chorus 1

And that's about the

time she walked away from

me Nobody likes you

when you're twenty-three

And are still more

amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I

should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

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Verse 2

Then later on

on the drive home

I called her mom

from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in

jail This state looks

down on sodomy

Chorus 2

And that's about the time

that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when

you're twenty-three

And are still more amused

by prank phone calls

What the hell is caller ID?

My friends say I should act

my age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Interlude

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Chorus 3

And that's about the time

she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when

you're twenty-three

And you still act like

you're in Freshman

year What the hell

is wrong with me?

My friends say I

should act my age

What's my age again?

Chorus 4

And that's about the

time she broke up with

me No one should take

themselves so seriously

With many years

ahead to fall in

line Why would you

wish that on me?

I never want to act my

age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Outro

F#-C#-Ebm-B- x3, F#-C#-Ebm--C#--B(hold)