Key: D Chords used:Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
IntroUno dos tres quatros
Verse 1When you fucked Dgrandpa Did he tell you that he Gloved you?A Did he Dhold you until the sun did rise And Gdid he look inAto your eyes And Dask you to fellate him And sGtick a finger Aor two in his ass
ChorusGHe seems like a Atotal asshole GGrandpa is a Atotal fucking asshole GWho would ever want a Adirty greasy finger in his ass? He rubs his dick in broken glass
Verse 2When you fucked Dgrandpa Did he kiss you soft and Gtender?A Did he Dtie your hands behind your head And Gwas it on your Amother's bed? And
CMark Speaks while singing Chorus This is fucking stupid man I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his teeth and just lay them on the side of the bed? Man you like to fuck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate And cum all over the place this is stupid I hate you all I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid! A I hate you!