Bad Touch Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AmSweat baby sweat baby Csex is a Texas drought

Me and you Gdo the kind of stuff that only Fprince would sing about

So put your Amhands down my pants and I'll Cbet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm GSiskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're Fgetting two thumbs up

You've had eAmnough of two-hand touch you want it Crough you're out of bounds

I want you Gsmothered want you covered like my Fwaffle house hashbrowns

Come quicker than fedAmex never reach an apex like coca-cola Cstock you are inclined

To make me Grise an hour early just like Fdaylight savings time

Do it now

AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals

So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)

AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals

So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)

AmLove the kind you clean up Cwith a mop and bucket

Like the Glost catacombs of Egypt only FGod knows where we stuck it

HieroAmglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be Cdown in your south seas

But I got this Gnotion that the motion of your ocean means small Fcraft advisory

So if I capsAmize on your thighs high tide, b5 you Csunk my battleship

Please turn me Gon I'm mister coffee with an Fautomatic drip

So show me Amyours I'll show you mine tool time you'll CLovett just like Lyle

And then well Gdo it doggy style so we can Gboth watch x-files

(chorus)