Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch (Ooh la la)

With the boink swatter

Pre-chorus

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Verse

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove (Ooh la la)

With the pork steeple

Pre-chorus

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo