Standard (EADGBE)

The pay-me girl has had enough of the bleeps

So she takes a bus into the country

Although she got herself rosy cheeks

She didn't leave enough money to pay the rent

The landlord says that she's out in a week

What a shame she was just getting comfy

Now she's eating chocolate to induce sleep

In a chemical world it's very, very, very cheap

And I don't know about you

They're putting the holes in, yes, yes

It's been a hell of a do

They've been putting the holes in, yes, yes

Peeping Thomas has a very nice view

Across the street at the exhibitionist

These townies they never speak to you

Just stick together so they never get lonely

Feeling lead, feeling quite light-headed

Had to sit down and have some sugary tea

In a chemical world, in a chemical world

it's very, very, very cheap