Standard (EADGBE)
The weekend is back
But so is he
Head to the floodlights
See the fraternity
They are waiting
I hear them up in the north
And down in the south
And all that is spewing
Spewing out of his mouth
Chorus
Entertain me
At his and hers dating
Bored minds agree
Requirements to be stated
Replies awaited
She wants a loose fit
He wants instant whip
He guesstimates her arrival
Will she want it really badly
Chorus
Entertain me
A car, a house both in street
The boredom of the sober week
The weekend is here, hip hip hooray
To make the blues just go away
Chorus
Entertain me