Bo Burnham - High School Party Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


DmHigh School party, senior year

FBoys and girls are all sippin’ on beer

CI like soda, where’s the soda

Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

DmI see you from across the crowd

I said the partyF is bumpin’ and the music is loud

CYou’re really drunk and you’re looking Dmsad

It’s like a date rape ad

FGirl, then we start to dance and

CGirl, baby this is romance

DmGirl, I’m starting to grow down belCow, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

FGirl, you’re bodies like what

Cconjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but

DmI’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping sCuckin’ ‘til you get to the nut

And I said

Let’s rFob an Asian kitchen, or sCtroll down the block

Either Dmway girl, we’re taking a Cwalk(wok)
nothing?

FYou’re going to love me the way my uncle did

CExcept you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it

FBe a guillotine or my gCirl instead

Either Dmway, you’re giving me Chead

FI’m gonna love you the right way

CShorty with a body looking hotty when I say

DmGirl

When I say Cgirl

DmWe go into the bedroomF exchanging nervous laughter

CWhy’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

DmYou spread your naked legs and I sFee that wounded that never healed

CEven though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

DmWe’re both aware of my erection

FYou ask if I have protection

CI say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby
walked in I had to hide
them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit

FGirl

CGirl

DmInsert a euphemism

A sexy mental prism

FIncrease my pelvic rhythm

For you with my syllogism

CI know your body and I know how to please ya

Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia

DmGuys don’t go down, well I am

FWhat the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagCram

DmOoh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

COoh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

DmHigh school party, senior year

FNone of that happened cause I wasn’t invited
hm