DMy dog's stomach wasA very upset, DSo I put him in the car Aand we went to the vet. DAnd on our way to theA vet, I killed a catD. A D I said isn't that ironicD? A D DI adopted a child from Aover seas, Dto rescue him from child labor Afactories, AndD on his very first Abirthday we went to Build-A-Bear WorkshoDp.A DStandard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capoiDsn't that Aironic DDA water-park is Gburnt to the ground, DAnd a toe-truck has Abroken down. DI always use to Acry when I laughed, Dand then I was malested by a clown. D G D A Isn't that ironic?D A D
D G D AI said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
GI was watching Al Gore on CNN, He was talking, and talking, and talking, and then, Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself. I dated an animal rights activist, and one day she got really pissed, Because I was eating veal, That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch. If everyday you play the board-game Risk, You probably never taken a risk in your life. And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market. A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation. And I can't grow a beard. That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant. My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...