Bo Burnham - Perfect Woman Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
Capo on 1 fret

Intro
G D Em C
G D C G

G She was the pDerfect woman
Em in every single wCay
G she made the sDun shine brighter
C and all my cares go awGay

G She was the pDerfect woman
Em she was a gourmet chCef
G they say that lDove is blind
C well, it's allso dGeath     G

Cuz Helen Keller was the pDerfect woman
Em and noone understCands
G just how tDalented
C she was with her hGands

GGod made her the pDerfect woman
Em I was the finishing tCouch
G she was the pDerfect woman
C she didnt talk so mGuch

Gshe wanted to nDame the kids
Em so I finally lCet her
G it turned out hDorrible
C she could have done bGetter

Gbut i guess it was Dallright
Em we had a boy and a gCirl
G just me and HDelen
CArhar andG Earl

GCuz Helen Keller was a mDiricorker(??)
Em I was a oneman shCow
G I could walk Daround the house naked
C she wouldn't even knGow

GHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman
Em i was her only nCeed
G she didn't mind the sDits on my ass
it gave her more to rGead

Gave her more to read     |

it gave her more to read  |
                          |I give up here... somehing like
it gave her more to read  |G C Em D
it gave her more to read  |GLiCstEmen DthGe original

more to read              |

more to read              |

red moise and ivy

she read acney

she read her bees

she read it all

she read goosebumbs

she read blisters

even read a basketball

GHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman
Embut i dont think she cCared
GI played this sDong for her
Cshe just sad there and stGared

Gshe was still my pDerfect woman
Emi was sort of a mCess
Gi asked her to mDary me
she said "yeCaohGeh!"

Im going to hell

My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics..
I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out.
Enjoy!