Welcome To Youtube Chords

Capo 5th fret

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Intro

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DI used to wGalk through life,Bm A now I frDolic.G Bm A

DYoutube has been like a faGther to me,

Except YoutBmube's nAot an alcholiDc. G Bm A

DBefore Youtube I was just a sGkinny white kid,

that thought he was fuBmnnier, & coAoler

than he actually was.D G Bm A

and nDow not much has chaGnged,

butBm I have a Ashitload of moneyD. G Bm A

Because YoBmutube is a place for pGeople to share their ideAas.

BmIf by people you mean

1G3-year-old girls,

and by idAeas you mean

how they love the AJonas Brothers.

IBm'm just kidding

But lGet's be honest,

that's a hefty majoritAy.

And if yoBmu don't believe Gme

YoDu must be a noAob

Chorus

ASo, Welcome to YoutubeD!

You don't knGow what you're missing,

and juBmst by searching,

"WomAen Kissing".

-It's YouDtube!

This couGntry's been needing a

geBmneration of kids who

don't waAste their time reading.

AGm I the only one who thinks that

Lisa Nova's hAot?

And Chris Crocker's notD...G Bm A

he's hotteDr. G Bm A

DMost of the best YGoutubers

are either Bmasian or their gAay.

So if theDre's an untapped

youtube cGelebrity,

and hisBm name is George TakAei

and yourD favorite coat

has a doGo-doo stain.

I prBmay to god that it's

Achocolate rain

And DI find videos of

bGabies laughing a bBmit intArusive.D G Bm A

DBecause Barack Obama wGon the election because of AYoutube

Wait, diDd I say yGoutube?

I meant the Ablack vote

And I think YDoutube and FGred are

"SAo Cool!"

And WDhat The Buck!

will be Gback iBmn a jiffy lAube

ASo, Welcome to YoutubDe! G

YAeah...

ASo, Welcome to YoutDube!

GHey... A

AWelcome to YoutubDe!

DI said, lisGten and linger,

CBmharlie the Unicorn bAit my finger!

It's youtubeD!

The imGpact is evident.

Miss TBmeen South Carolina just rAan for Vice President!

UploaDd a video,

GYou have nothing to losAe!

except all your friendsD...G Bm

& the appAroval of your parentDs..G Bm A

"DHi, my Mary, and IG'm 19 years-old

I got drBmunk at a party, and I think somAeone

was video-taping it, but I don't want

aDnyone to see it, cuz

IG showed half of my bAoob!"

Sorry Mary!--

AWelcome to YoutubeD! G Bm A

Say Hello to YoutubeD! G Bm A

Yeah...

Say goodbye to your CollegeD Scholarship. Bm A

And iBmt will keep on going and it'll never stoAp!

Until it's privatizeDd.