I'm a fCeminine eminem, a slEim shady Amlady But Fnice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter. I blow other dudes out of the water. I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era. (Woah) I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocrite. A HFungry hungry hippocrite. IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocritFe. MCet a girl nameEd Macy had seAmx with her all dFay, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle midas GCay dads Eblow popsAm, another suckFer, OCedipus wEas the first AmmotherfFucker.Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
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