Standard (EADGBE)
Key
Verse 1
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
She just wants my lovin all the time.
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
It was the one she wanted all along
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
that SOB will never be the same
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.