Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
BmYB♭ou walk into the room with your pencil in your hand
BmYG♯ou see somebody naked and you say "who is that man?" YGou try so hard but Emyou just don't understand JDust what you will sF♯ay when you get homBme BDecause something is happAening here ABmnd you don't know whaGt it is, do you, MiBmster Jones You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?" And somebody points to you and says "its his" And you say "what's mine?" and somebody else says "well WHAT is" And you say "oh my god - am i here all alone?" But something is happening here And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones You hand in you ticket and you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak Saying "how does it feel to be such a freak?" And you say "impossible" as he hands you a bone And something is happening here But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones YBmou have many contacts amoBm/Ang the lumberjacks TGo get you facts when someone attacks your imagiBmnation BBmut nobody has any respect, anBm/Ayway they already expect you TGo all give a check to taEmx-deductable charity organizaAtions A7 You've been with the professors, and they all liked your looks With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks You've read all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books You're very well read, its well known But something is happening here And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones Well, the swordswallower comes up to you and then he kneels He crosses himself and he clicks his high heels And without further notice he asks you how it feels And he says "here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" And you know something is happening But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones Now you see this one-eyed midget saying the word "now" And you say "for what reason?" and he says "how?" And you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you're a cow! Give me some milk - or else go home!" And you KNOW somethings happening here But you dont know what it is, do you, Mister Jones Well, you walk into the room like a camel and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground There oughtta be a law against you coming around You should be made to wear earphones Cause something is happening here And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones Bm: x 2 2 4 4 3 2 Bm/Bb: x 1 2 4 4 3 2 Bm/A: x 0 2 4 4 3 2 Bm/G#: 4 2 2 4 4 3 2 NOTE: I stole the lyrics from the lyrics database, thanks. This song is perhaps not meant to be played on the guitar since itbased song, but these are the chords anyways. Maybe itmaybe not. Also, the fingering of some of the above chords may be difficult. Play only part of the chord if you can't reach the whole thing, but the important thing is to keep the bass line going down.
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