Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Riff

Verse 1___________________________________________________

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,

She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

Pre-chorus_________________________________________

And when she walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

But she doesn't notice me!

Chorus_________________________________________

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Repeat Intro

Verse 2____________________________________________

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange

Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

Pre-chorus_________________________________________________

And when she walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

But she doesn't notice me!

Chorus 2__________________________________________________

Cause she is watchin' wrestling

Creamin' over tough guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a moustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in Trans-

Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Repeat Intro

Bridge______________________________________________

There she goes again

With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked!

Plucking, soft part:

Repeat

Now I am watchin' wrestling

Tryin' to be a tough guy

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in my eyes

I can't grow a moustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

Chorus 3/Outro________________________________________________

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Repeat Intro riff until end

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

(There she goes again)

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

(There she goes again)

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!