Standard (EADGBE)

tried to find a sock

know that it's lost

something's gone wrong again

need a shave. cut m'self

need a new blade

something's gone wrong again

Chorus

and again

and again and again, again

something's gone wrong again

tried to fry an egg

broke the yolk, no joke

something's gone wrong again

looked at my watch just to check the time

but the hands come off mine

something's gone wrong again

Chorus

nothing ever happens to people like us

'cept to miss the bus

something's gone wrong again

need a smoke, spent my last 50p

but the machine is broke

something's gone wrong again

Chorus

Solo

nothing ever happens to people like us

'cept to miss the bus

something's gone wrong again

need a smoke, spent my last 50p

but the machine is broke

something's gone wrong againa

Chorus

showed up early in time for our date

but then you turn up late

something's gone wrong again

need a drink, go to the pub

but the bugger's shut

something's gone wrong again