Standard (EADGBE)
4 TIMES
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWIN SETS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HI-FI
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TV SEX
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND I
4 TIMES
YOUR PASSION IS A PRODUCT OF HIGHLIGHT AND DETAIL
4 TIMES
THAT COME HITHER LOOK, BONUS OFFER RETAIL
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PICK UP TRUCKS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YELLOW PAGES
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BURNING BOOKS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NEW AGES
4 TIMES
YOUR EMOTIONS ARE CHEAP, CASH AND CARRY
YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE FOR ANY TOM, DICK OR HARRY
(12TH FRET OF THE E STRING)
YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH
4 TIMES
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHAIRMAN MAO
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOD ABOVE
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE COW
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PLUG IN LOVE
4 TIMES
YOUR PASTEURISED LIFE SO FIT FOR CONSUMPTION
THOSE UNDRESSING EYES SO STRICTLY COMMERCIAL
(12TH FRET OF THE E STRING)
YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH
8 TIMES
ALL FLESH, ALL FLESH
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