Cardiacs - Anything I Cant Eat Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

PEick the paper plates up off the floor
HGide the hand and feBet inside the shed
LeEave the chipping axe outside the door
InGvite home and aBsk no-one instead

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

UEp and makes me jump on to my feet
AGnd not do anythBing I can't eat
AEnd all the two things that I put first
AGnd all at the sBame time - oh Christ...

NDice looking gAirl and a nEice looking plBace
And I hCear they've gFot some liB♭ttle ones thA♭ere
AsC♯leep upsF♯tairs
Mind if DI take a pAeek at the nEice looking gBirl
And the nCice looking plFace
And I hB♭ear they've A♭got some lC♯ittle ones tF♯here
AsAleep upsCtairs
Mind if GI take a pCeek
And I wGon't disCturb them E♭even when DI start to cGry

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

CDats and the rAats and the mEice chase the dBogs
Eat the pCigs chase the cFats eat the mB♭ice
Eat the brA♭icks chase the hoC♯use house the mF♯ouse
Chase the cDats and the rAats and the mEice
Chase the dBogs eat the pCigs chase the cFats
Eat the mB♭ice eat the brA♭icks chase the hC♯ouse
House the moF♯use chase the cAats and the rCats
And the mGice eat the dCogs eat the pGigs
Chase the cCats and the mE♭ice eat the brDicks
And the hoGuse...

E  F♯  G  A
B♭  A♭  F♯  A♭
A  B  B♭  A♭
F♯  A♭
A

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

CDats and the rAats and the mEice chase the dBogs
Eat the pCigs chase the cFats eat the mB♭ice
Eat the brA♭icks chase the hoC♯use house the mF♯ouse
Chase the cDats and the rAats and the mEice
Chase the dBogs eat the pCigs chase the cFats
Eat the mB♭ice eat the brA♭icks chase the hC♯ouse
House the moF♯use chase the cAats and the rCats
And the mGice eat the dCogs eat the pGigs
Chase the cCats and the mE♭ice eat the brDicks
And the hoGuse...

E  B  G  B
E  B  G  B

Chords used:

     E   B     G     D   A   C   F   B♭  A♭  C♯  F♯  E♭
E||-----------------------------------------------------||
B||--9---7---12--3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8--||
G||--9---8---12--4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8--||
D||--9---9---12--5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8--||
A||--7---9---10--5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6--||
E||--0---7-------3-------5-------1-------4-------2------||