Standard (EADGBE)

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Kids are playing gangster wars

They don't believe in Santa Claus

The baseball bats are soft of course

The blood is just tomato sauce

As icebergs go it's just the tip

The start of the apprenticeship

A short sharp Glasgow kiss me quick

Karate chop and Kung Fu kick

And in the wings the grannies wait

doing things that grannies hate

Queuing to accumulate

A pittance from the welfare state

Then back home on a forty four

Put the chain on, lock the door

Cross another five bar gate

Sit and wait

Chorus

Don't open the door

Don't talk to strangers

You've not met before

Your guardian angel

Will watch over you

If your guardian angel

Has got nothing to do

In space no one can hear you scream

Because no one's really listening

Saint Peter's got his gates to clean

And God's too busy saving queens

To ever get down off the fence

And give the meek their inheritance

So it's only common sense

To get yourself some self defence

(CHORUS) Same chords as first chorus except last chord is E

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(CHORUS)

Don't open the door

Don't talk to strangers

You've not met before

Your guardian angel

Will watch over you

If your guardian angel

Has got nothing to do

And so we leave this nusery rhyme

This grizzly gruesome pantomime

From the cradle to a life of crime

And back again

And now it's time

To say goodbye

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